The morning headwind is raw Nairn Harbour café is the draw When not in Waterville Here Chaplin would chill In the birthplace of Willie Whitelaw
I head for the top of the Firth To the point, for what it is worth It’s not my day The army block the way They nab the best places on earth
I battle along to Culloden Not to be confused with Flodden In under an hour then Charles lost two thousand men As the Jacobites were finally downtrodden
This tour has been one long conceit But I’ve not found a way to cheat I think my bag’s full of rocks And I’m just ticking a box Till finally my circuit’s complete
Been widdershins a long time The sea on my right as I rhyme Though it might be viewed An odd place to conclude My deasil self finished here in his prime.